annoying fuck ass
i love you
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okay but you thinking it tastes good doesn’t excuse how fucked up the milk industry is or make it okay to support lmao y’all selfish
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the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house
(Source: porterr-robinson)
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hey so what the fuck was this about
are these not, basically, wedding vows
“Your stout legs and your hard axe…”
DUDE
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Y'all ever think about how there are just a whole bunch of sets of stairs in the middle of forests that lead nowhere
Wh
What?
“On just about every case where we’re really far into the wilderness, I’m talking 30 or 40 miles, at some point we’ll find a staircase in the middle of the woods. It’s almost like if you took the stairs in your house, cut them out, and put them in the forest. I asked about it the first time I saw some, and the other officer just told me not to worry about it, that it was normal. Everyone I asked said the same thing. I wanted to go check them out, but I was told, very emphatically, that I should never go near any of them.” (source)
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OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!
Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.
The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.
The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.
weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors
my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog
no no, french dogs just be like that
unrecognizable force VS ignorant object
the comments on this get better and better every time it comes across my dash
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Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.
Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”
i threw a rat at a god
The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.
What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”
what is a king to a god
what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse
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horo:
if this aint the cutest shit
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Warming her tootsies.
me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever
he bake the beans
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Mom tried to call her inside but she was enjoying her pot of dirt
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when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it
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Merriam-Webster’s social media is the only thing giving me hope in these dark times
